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Choir:
we're gonna solve a little murder
we're gonna solve a little murder
we're gonna find us a culprit who
did the bad and sad it's true

the hangman gonna free their soul
they gonna swing from the gallows pole
we're gonna solve a little murder
we're gonna solve a little murder

K: wait, what?
Nononononononono! No ones swinging from a gallows pole, are you crazy?
Small town people are weird...

So, obviously Solandra and Telna and their daughters just keep trying to poison each other using Elliot here

E: my name is Elias

K: whatever, as their stooge. And they keep screwing it up and extraneous people die. It seems fairly obvious except for a few discrepancies which lead me to believe there’s more happening here than meets the eye. Which leads me to... Ryvyr!

R: who me?

K: have you ever... murdered anybody?
R: not.... recently?
K: how recent is not recently?
R: like, a year or two
A: You consider a year or two not recent?
R: You’d be surprised how many kusipaa are out there
A: I wouldnt, actually
K: Is the pendant opening time doors for you and have you used them?
R: No. i didnt think the pendant could open them, just call through them
A: is the pendant activating existing doors when it calls?
K: you mean doors already there? Possibly. Or, is the pendants itself, which clearly conscious, manipulating these girls into an insane murderous spiral which they then screw up with the help of Elliot...
E: my name is Elia...
K: shut up. All in an attempt to be reunited with Ryvyr?
R: my precious?
A: So the pendant is the culprit!

K: (speech grows in intensity) I’ve been thinking about it. Except, for one thing i’m not sure these women need any help being terrible, but more importantly it doesnt explain the two glasses at the Balley. Why two glasses if there’s only one target? Which led me to another, more intriuguing hypothesis:

What if the real targets are the people who are being poisoned all along and these idiots are just a cover? Which leads right us back to Elliot here.

E: My name is...

K: No, its not. You’re Elliot and have been Elliot the entire time. Your bumbling simpiness is just a cover for you to take out your intended targets! You’re not Elias. you’re not Erni. I dont even think you’re Elliot. Who are you? Who?!?
E: (shouting) My name...


... is Connor Morgan

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from Kevin & Abi And The Secret Of The Golden Pendant, released February 23, 2021

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Cama’s attempt to commune with higher beings failed; she only found Decadent Dottie. Together they roamed, indulging in dangerous forms of psycho-neural self-exploration which Cama hoped would present the key to her people’s further evolution. It only led to her destroying her people so that one of their pets could evolve. She sat in her former civilization's rubble and listened to Paul Shapera. ... more

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