Abi: What about Mafia Dad 2? That was a good sequel?
Kevin: Sure, once in a blue moon they don’t screw it up, but it doesn’t change the fact that most sequels are terrible and a bad idea.
Ryvyr: Sharkgirl and Lavaboy 2 was really good.
Kevin: I thought you said it didn’t have enough violence?
Ryvyr: All the good G movies never have enough violence
Abi: They’re for kids
Ryvyr: How are the kids going to learn to defend their tribe?
Abi: You’re the cutest little homicidal goblin i know
Ryvyr: Love you too, babe (kissy noises)
Abi: Have you thought about your catch phrase
Ryvyr: Shouldn’t we focus on this new murder we driving to?
Abi: We’ll figure it out when we get there
Kevin: Not much further now. I not sure we both need a catch phrase, but if i had one it could be
“You didnt think about that, did you, you bulbous hemorrhoid?”
Abi: as a catchphrase?
Ryvyr: What’s a hemorrhoid?
Abi: No. We are a primetime show. You cannot say hemorrhoid every episode.
Kevin: But you say word hell?
Abi: Spell from hell time!
Kevin: How is hell better than hemorrhoid?
Abi: It just is. No one wants to hear about…
Ryvyr: So do you sing your theme song every episode?
Kevin: Well, if we’re a movie, we do a new, more hip theme song. Like:
Its Kevin and Abi back on the case
Come inspectin’ and dectectin’ till the culprit’s aced
If the bodies are a pilin and you don’t know which is which
Come a solvin’ and revolving with Kevin and the witch
Sherlock and Poirot, Father Brown and Sam Spade
All step back and raise a glass when the mouse is on the case
Cause its find the guilty time and make that killer their bitch
another crime unwinds with Kevin and the Witch
Chorus:
Kevin and the witch
Abi: No nonono no Absolutely not. We are a murder of the week, hit prime time show. Same song every time. It’s comforting. Here, Like this:
Abi: If murderers are on your nerves and make your eyeballs twitch
Kevin: Don’t you moan, pick up the phone call Kevin and witch
Abi: We’ll ace the toughest case without a snag or drag or hitch
Kevin: Kevin is the sweet one and Abi’s a raging b...
Abi: Don’t you dare say it
Kevin & Abi:
If someone wrong just offed your mom and you are in a glitch
We’re the friends at your wits end, Kevin and the witch
Kevin: It is a classic
Ryvyr: I liked the terrible rapping
Kevin: What if i wore a backwards baseball hat and chain and spit the ver..
Abi: What if we didn’t do a sleazy, corporate, culturally appropriating cash grab
...
Kevin: It’s true sometimes you need a sleuth, detectives on your side
Abi: Brilliant sly, astute and wise we always get our guy
Kevin: Abi’s fun and sweet but her spells can kick your behind
Abi: Kevin has a brilliant mind nothing escapes his eye
Kevin & Abi:
If the cops have given up, don’t panic don’t you twitch
The best detective team out there, the mouse and yes, the witch
Ryvyr: We should do a blood scream at the end
Kevin: A blood scream?
Ryvyr: You know, like… “the mouse and yes the witch” (scream)
Kevin: Oddly it works better than you’d first think. So a pair of cows were talking in a…
Abi: Stop right there. No. Aren’t we here?
Kevin: Oh, we’ve arrived.
Ryvyr: Oh, this place is fancy
Abi: This is the home of Santiago Winters, CEO of VV Enterprises
Ryvyr: Santiago Winters, CEO of VV Enterprises?
Abi: Say it once more for the viewers at home
Ryvyr: The rich and powerful Santiago Winter, CEO of VV Enterprises
Abi: Did Mr. Winters actually call us?
Kevin: No. It might have been his wife, although the voice was very computer
Abi: So do we just knock on the front door?
Kevin: This door is enormous
Ryvyr: You know, i keep a mace with me for just such occasions
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