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Dollay Dollay woo! Dollay Dollay woo! Dollay Dollay woo! School is fun!
Dollay Dollay woo! Dollay Dollay woo! Dollay Dollay woo! School is fun!
We do some reading, writing, dividing, multiplying, geography and science. School is fun!
We do some reading, writing, dividing, multiplying, geography and science. School is fun!
Learning, learning, learning, learning, learning, learning, School is fun!

Kevin: What grade are you in?

Alyssa: We’re in fricking high school

Ryvyr: The graphics are amazing

Abi: Does this play every time you log in?

Alyssa: Every. Single. Morning.

Kevin: This is kind of like if hell were made out of sugar

Geoff: I like this song



Abi: The graphics really are incredible

Kevin: How come i have to wait 3 minutes for a web page to load but this thing looks like a full-scale animated movie

Alyssa: Because the tech behind this is impossible. This is decades beyond where we actually are.

Abi: Is there magic involved?

Alyssa: That’s why Rob Stillwell is willing to pay so much

Geoff: Alyssa you should be quiet now

Kevin: Wait, did you just say Rob Stillwell?

Abi: Isn’t that Santiago Winters’ main rival?

Kevin: It sure is. Alyssa, what did you mean by that?

Geoff: Alyssa needs to shut her mouth and go point out Kem’s desk

Zippy: This is Kem’s desk, with the locked box. The sun is gone. The sun is gone.

Ryvyr: The box is covered in fairy runes

Abi: She’s right. This box is covered in fairy runes. Very powerful ones too.

Zippy: The sun is gone! The sun is gone!

School Is Fun


Kevin: Zippy, can you get this box open?

Zippy: No, I need Alyssa

Kevin: Alyssa, have you seen this box before?

Alyssa: It’s Kem’s obsession. He was always working in it.

Kevin: Wait, did you say “in” the box?

Alyssa: Yeah, the box is a mini world, like the hidden level to a game

Kevin: Get this open.

Abi: Kevin… I hate to interrupt…

Kevin: What?

Ryvyr: The walls

Abi: Yeah, the walls

Kevin: What about them? They’re cartoony

Ryvyr: You don’t see the fairies?

Kevin: Fairies?

Abi: There are fairies in the walls

Kevin: Behind the walls?

Abi: No, literally in the walls. Like the walls are made out of fairies

Ryvyr: Very unhappy ones

Alyssa: Kem never wanted to hang out cause he just wanted to work in the box. He said his real life was in there

Zippy: You need to open the box! The sun! I can bring back the sun if you open the box

Alyssa: I’m working on it!

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from Kevin & Abi And The Secret Of The Stolen Sun, released December 20, 2022

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Cama’s attempt to commune with higher beings failed; she only found Decadent Dottie. Together they roamed, indulging in dangerous forms of psycho-neural self-exploration which Cama hoped would present the key to her people’s further evolution. It only led to her destroying her people so that one of their pets could evolve. She sat in her former civilization's rubble and listened to Paul Shapera. ... more

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