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(Door opens)

Robots:
Who are you we must know if you are allowed
Identify your peasant selves and do it now
You must state your legal name and business or
We are authorized to act with lethal force

Kevin: Yes, um, hello giant metal killing machines. we were called here by Mrs Xiao-Li Winters maybe? There’s been an incident with her son?

Ryvyr: Incident?

Abi: Probably murder. We don’t get called to solve scrapes and bruises.

Robots:
Please surrender weapons all the ones you have
Please Surrender weapons or you cannot pass

Kevin: We don’t carry any weapons

Ryvyr: (sighs) Oh all right

( sound of ridiculous number of items being dropped)

Robots: ALL your weapons

(sound of more objects dropping)

Robots: You may pass

Abi: Those are very scary robots

Ryvyr: Why did they have faerie sigils on them?

Kevin: What?

Abi: Are you sure?

Kevin: Well, that is interesting. Where do we go? this place is huge.

Abi: Santiago Winters has invested a lot in this new internet thing that’s taking off.

Kevin: That thing where your phone makes those horrendous noises and then your screen takes 5 minutes to show someone’s diary or something?

Abi: They’re called web pages. People and businesses can write stuff on them

Kevin: It sounds stupid. This is never going to go anywhere

Ryvyr: They should put cat pictures up!

Kevin: I hate cats. No one wants to look at cat pictures. Disgusting beasts.

Ryvyr: They’re delicious

Abi: I’m sure it’ll take off once they start putting cat pictures up

Kevin: Here we are. Hello, you must be Mrs….

Xiao-Li: Xiao-Li, Xiao-Li Winters.

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from Kevin & Abi And The Secret Of The Stolen Sun, released December 20, 2022

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Cama’s attempt to commune with higher beings failed; she only found Decadent Dottie. Together they roamed, indulging in dangerous forms of psycho-neural self-exploration which Cama hoped would present the key to her people’s further evolution. It only led to her destroying her people so that one of their pets could evolve. She sat in her former civilization's rubble and listened to Paul Shapera. ... more

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