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Zoe & Timothy 4

from A Slenderman Musical by Paul Shapera

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Timothy:
We finally arrived, is this gonna be goodbye?

Z: I have to get Claire back and today's a perfect time

Timothy:
what do we do about the slender man?

Zoe:
He doesn't seem to want to murder people like he did beforehand

Timothy:
No he just wants to have sex with everyone

Zoe:
Which is a lot better.

Timothy:
So we just let some ugly oversexed creature loose unsupervised?

Zoe:
Men have been left unsupervised for quite some time

Timothy:
Ha ha. We really would be letting a hyper aggressive supernatural lust... we'd basically be letting a rape monster run around

Zoe:
Think of him like an animal and train him. Maybe you could use electro shock until he's docile

Timothy:
So i'd be wandering the land, a boy and his pet slender man?

Zoe:
It's kind of picturesque... look, i really gotta fly.I gotta get Claire home and it's important that it's today

Timothy:
All right i'll manage

Zoe:
Are you gonna be okay?

Timothy:
Yeah

Zoe:
You can get the order to help you train him or something

Timothy:
Or something. Don't worry i got this.

Zoe:
Okay. Listen, Timothy, i'm serious, you're one of the fniest human beings i've ever known and i promise to look you up before ...you know, i go

Timothy:
Okay. You're awesome, Zoe.

Zoe:
Remember, girlfriends, homes and friday night beer

Timothy:
You can find me right here.

Zoe:
Take care

T: Looks like it's you and me, Slendy. I gotta plan. Hey, hey look... look over there... no, right there. You see that? Right over there? Yeah that thing....

(Shoots the Slenderman in the head. )

Timothy:
Yeah, fuck you. I'm getting a good night's sleep for once.

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from A Slenderman Musical, released October 20, 2015
Featuring Lauren Osborn

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Cama’s attempt to commune with higher beings failed; she only found Decadent Dottie. Together they roamed, indulging in dangerous forms of psycho-neural self-exploration which Cama hoped would present the key to her people’s further evolution. It only led to her destroying her people so that one of their pets could evolve. She sat in her former civilization's rubble and listened to Paul Shapera. ... more

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