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Zoe & Timothy 1

from A Slenderman Musical by Paul Shapera

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Zoe:
This place is like a maze, i can't tell where is where
Tim:
Were you just hitting on that girl back there?
Zoe:
Yeah, of course why not? She was totally hot
Tim:
Dude, that's my body that you've got
Zoe:
Yeah, i know, but, you know i've never had or wore one of these... dangly bits before. Come on, i have to try it out, see what the fuss is all about
Tim:
Dude, that my body
Zoe:
A guy's body anywhere near my bed is not my first choice like i said but i have to make due with what i've got and if you were in my spot in a girl's body, you know, wouldn't you want to have a go?
Tim:
Wha.... aw come on. I haven't been laid in like a year and i'm gonna have to sit right here and watch you get some in my body
Zoe:
Ooo, yeah, you're gonna be watching the whole time. That's.. kind of creepy. it's not my thing the whole threesome with a guy fling
Tim:
But it's my body!
Zoe:
On the other hand you might learn a few things
Tim:
OMG! What if she's a lesbian?
Zoe:
I'm a lesbian, it's great.
Tim:
No, you're in my body
Zoe:
omg, for the first time i'm hoping a hot chick is straight
Tim:
It's gonna kill me to watch me get laid and not be there
Zoe:
Well, okay, say, you wanna come out for a bit? in the middle, for like five minutes? Or is that too long, i hear things about guys and short mating spans
Tim:
Wa... pfshh, not i, that's totally other guys. Although, if it's the first time with a chick and lord knows it's been awhile.. omg this conversation is so wrong
Zoe:
On so many levels. Here’s to going to hell
Tim:
This is isn't hell it's just a... weird place.
Zoe:
I am way more comfortable talking about getting laid then this weird shit.
Tim:
Aren't you objectivfying…
Zoe:
look, it's been a long time for me come on, just let me see, test drive a little trip, try out your ugly little dangly bit
Tim:
It is not little! And i want that five minutes!
Zoe:
You cannot blow it during your five minutes
Tim:
And you're gonna have to learn how to list baseball players in my head
Zoe:
Where i'm from we don't have baseball teams. We have Manchester United...
Tim:
I don't even know what that means...

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from A Slenderman Musical, released October 20, 2015

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Cama’s attempt to commune with higher beings failed; she only found Decadent Dottie. Together they roamed, indulging in dangerous forms of psycho-neural self-exploration which Cama hoped would present the key to her people’s further evolution. It only led to her destroying her people so that one of their pets could evolve. She sat in her former civilization's rubble and listened to Paul Shapera. ... more

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